Clothing Optional Fridays???

Attn: All Staff

It has been decided that, effective immediately, this office will no longer permit casual attire on Fridays. I have received numerous complaints from employees regarding the offensive, revealing "beach" attire worn by female staff members on casual Fridays. This is a professional environment and we must all dress in a manner that reflects this. From now on, all employees are required to dress as they would (should) all week.